Arrr, if them Republicans be honest 'bout abortion, Roe v. Wade'd still be sailin' the seas, matey!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be comin' fer our rights with all cannons blazin'! Yarrr, yer chance of keepin' yer reproductive treasures safe be in the grubby paws of yer state captains. Batten down the hatches and hold tight to yer booty, for the storm be brewin'!
Ahoy mateys! As we gather 'round to toast the ironies o’ the seas, it be mighty rich that this here anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision sails in just after the crowning of Captain Trump, the scallywag who sent it to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr, since his crew o’ conservative justices helped sink this precious right, the Republicans be feelin’ the wrath of the good folk across the seven seas of politics.These landlubbers have learned, quick as a flash, that their anti-abortion antics be as popular as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. They've been scrubbin' their scrolls clean of harsh words and pretendin’ to soften their views, but we know better! While they claim to walk the plank on such matters, their true colors shine when the tide's low. They’ve been slippin’ harsh restrictions into must-pass bills like a thief in the night!
With the majority of our sea-faring folk favorin’ the right to choose, it’s clear that the winds be blowin’ against the Republicans. Governors from Oregon to New Mexico be hoistin’ the sails to protect our rights, ensuring women can seek their care without fear o’ the kraken that be government interference. So, let’s rally behind those who stand tall, like brave captains ready to defend our shores, for we must chart a course to restore what be lost! Arrr!