"Arrr! Trump be donning the crown, claimin' the throne like a scallywag after a barrel o' rum!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, back in the captain’s chair, President Trump be shoutin' that the Almighty be the one who hoisted him up! With a swagger, he swears he’s got the compass to redraw the world map, paintin' it as he pleases—like a scallywag with a treasure map! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve got a tale of a captain most peculiar! Our ol' President Trump, returned to the helm like a shipwrecked sailor finding dry land, proclaimed to all the world, "Aye, it be the Almighty who put me here!" With the swagger of a buccaneer, he laid claim to the right of map-drawing, as if he were some grand cartographer of the seven seas.Picture it now, savvy crew: a swashbucklin' leader sittin' atop a treasure chest filled with crayons, declaring, “I shall reshape the very lands yonder! Europe shall be a fine isle of cheese, and the Americas, why, they’ll be nothing but a vast playground of gold!” The man’s got the audacity of a pirate takin' on the British Navy!
With a flick of his pen, he charts new waters, as if the world were naught but a game of checkers on a wooden deck. “Nay to diplomacy!” he bellows, “I’ll draw ‘em how I please!” Methinks the world’s goin’ to need a compass and a good map—or perhaps just a hearty laugh—if this be the case! So hoist the flags and brace yerselves, me hearties, for it’s a wild voyage ahead with Captain Trump at the helm!