The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! Meta be conjurin’ 3 new magical spectacles, one for landlubbers and an Oakley set fer swashbucklin' athletes in 2027!

2025-01-22

Arrr, me hearties! Rumor be sailin' the briny deep that Meta be cookin' up a storm with Oakley spyglasses, an' a whole treasure chest o' others! Avast, what swashbucklin' sights await us on the high seas of tech!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the cunning crew at Meta, who be workin' on a treasure trove of smart spectacles! Aye, they’ve laid their sights on somethin’ grand, includin’ Oakley’s sporty specs for the swashbucklin’ athlete in all of us, perhaps to enhance our sea voyages!

Word from the salty sea of Bloomberg suggests they’ve christened these spectacles "Hypernova," boastin' a fancy display to boot! Yarr, they be droppin' this year—though I reckon ye might need a chest full of doubloons, for they be pricin’ at a hefty $1,000! But fret not, for in 2027, the fabled "Artemis" be set to emerge, lighter than a seagull's feather and ready to dazzle!

If ye fancy a different style, fear not! Oakley’s “Supernova 2” be on the horizon, shiftin' cameras to the center of the frame to catch all yer best piratin’ moments! And, in a twist of fate, Meta be even considerin' earbuds with eyes—aye, cameras built right in! There’s talk of a wristband fit for a captain to control these magical specs too!

But beware, mateys, for all this be but whispered secrets and could change faster than the tide! So keep a weather eye on the horizon for what grand adventures await!

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