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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Wit' th' High Court under fire, a noble federal judge be suggestin' more sunlight fer justice!

2023-07-06

Avast ye scallywags! Judge Amul Thapar, the scribbler of a brand new tome 'bout Justice Clarence Thomas, be defendin' him, but proclaims that thar courts be needin' to foster a grander comprehension among the general rabble 'bout their inner machinations. Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of Judge Amul Thapar, a fine soul who be penning a new book 'bout Justice Clarence Thomas. Now, this judge, he be a fan and a defender of ol' Clarence, but he be havin' some thoughts 'bout how courts should be run.

Ye see, Judge Thapar be thinkin' that these courts, they need to be showin' the public how they operate. He be sayin' that greater understanding be the name of the game, mateys! The public, they be scratchin' their heads and wonderin' what goes on behind them fancy court doors. They be needin' some clarity, some explanations, and not just all that fancy legal jargon.

But fear not, for Judge Thapar be speakin' in a language that we pirates understand. He be sayin' that courts need to be tellin' stories, ye scurvy dogs! Not just any stories, mind ye, but stories that explain the law in a way that tickles the funny bone. A bit o' humor be the secret weapon, it be!

He be wantin' these courts to talk to the people, to make 'em laugh and learn at the same time. Judge Thapar be sayin' that if ye can't understand the law, then ye can't be trustin' the law. And trust be the foundation of any good pirate crew, arr!

So, me mateys, let's raise a glass to Judge Amul Thapar and his quest for a more understandable court system. Let's hope that these courts start speakin' in a language that we all can understand, with a touch of humor to lighten the load. And if ye ever find yerself in a court, remember to ask for a tale or two. It might just save ye from walkin' the plank, me hearties!

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