Arrr matey! Did that scallywag Trump be boostin' the treasure for yer potions? Aye, let’s hoist the sails of truth!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be accused o' plunderin' the treasure chests o' our aged sea dogs by tossin' Biden's order overboard! On his second voyage, he be ravagin' the cost o' potions for the old-timers, all while makin' a right ruckus with a pile o' orders! Aye, what a scallywag!
Avast ye scallywags, gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! It be the infamous Captain Trump, who, upon hoisting the Jolly Roger of his second term, did unleash a tempest of executive orders, casting aside the goodly work of the previous captain, Biden the Benevolent.In a most dastardly deed, Trump did rescind the noble decree known as Order 14087, wherein Biden sought to lower the burdensome costs o’ those cursed prescription potions that the elder crew members be needing. Aye, it seems ol’ Trump be raising the prices, making it harder fer the aged sailors to acquire their elixirs and remedies!
As the ink dried on his new orders, a storm brewed, with Trump declaring a full-frontal assault on what he called the “recession of harmful executive orders.” The world be watching with one eye squinted and the other wide open, as the seas o’ healthcare be churned with uncertainty and confusion. Will the good folk be left to fend for themselves, or shall the winds change in favor of fairness? Only time will tell, but it be clear that this be one wild ride on the political seas!