Arrr! These Trump edicts and Stefanik's squawkin' be turnin' the ship o' US policy toward Israel, matey!
2025-01-22
Arrr, after donning the captain's hat, President Trump be scribblin' a wild flurry o' orders in his quarters! 'Tis not just the good ol' U.S. feelin' the waves, but Israel and the Middle East too! Sanctions lifted and funds cut, a merry mess indeed! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a landlubber called President Trump, who, after donning the captain's hat of the Oval Office, unleashed a mighty squall o' executive orders! Aye, they be sayin’ it be a veritable tsunami, crashin’ upon the shores of the good ol’ U.S. of A and spillin’ over into the troubled waters of Israel and the Middle East!This scallywag be revokin’ sanctions on several Israeli scallywags in the lands of Judea and Samaria, put asunder by the Biden crew. But that’s not all, me mateys! He be settin’ sail to restore sanctions against the International Criminal Court, makin’ it clear that he be no friend to their shenanigans!
As if that weren’t enough, he be cuttin’ off the doubloons flowin’ to the UNRWA, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency—like a pirate takin’ away a landlubber’s treasure! So, hoist yer flags high and keep yer eyes peeled, for the winds of change be blowin’ fierce! With Trump at the helm, we be in for a wild ride across the stormy seas of politics!