"Arrr, matey! Journalists be needin' to swab the decks o' honesty to win back the hearts o' landlubbers!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! The press be a scallywag’s den o’ bias and slant, akin to a ship sailin’ askew! To catch the whole tale, ye best scour the seas o’ news from many quarters, lest ye be led astray by the likes of The New York Times and their sneaky ways!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the treacherous waters of modern journalism! The once noble ships of objectivity and fairness be lost at sea, cast adrift by the winds o' bias! Aye, AllSides be showin' us that to get yer news right, ye must be a savvy sea-dog, gatherin' tidbits from many vessels lest ye be led astray by the scallywags at the helm!Take heed of The New York Times, that infamous ship veerin’ to the left, as it reported on the pardons of the rascally Trump as he sailed into the sunset of his presidency. They spun a yarn that had more twists than the Kraken’s tentacles! In this day and age, ye can’t trust just one parrot’s squawk; ye need to listen to a whole flock to catch the full tale. So hoist the sails and prepare to plunder the news from all corners o' the realm, lest ye be fooled by the sirens of slant and bias! The seas be treacherous, but with a keen eye and a hearty laugh, ye can navigate this stormy ocean of information! Arrr!