Arrr, with Trump’s grand return, ye best be ready for a shipful o’ good crew jumpin’ overboard!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! The federal crew be findin' it rough to lure fine talents back to the ship, now that Cap’n Trump be demandin' all hands on deck full-time! Experts reckon it be a ploy to shrink the scallywag bureaucracy. Aye, recruitin' ain't no treasure on their map!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ear! The grand old federal government be in a bit o’ a pickle, or so reckon the wise folk at Axios. With President Trump, that scallywag, givin' the order fer all hands to return to the office like a crew o’ landlubbers, attracting and keepin’ talented mateys be tougher than findin’ gold in a sea o’ fools!Why be this important, ye ask? Well, it seems it be part o’ a grand scheme, a DOGE endeavor, to trim the bureaucratic sails and rid the ship o’ excess weight! Aye, it appears that findin’ fresh blood to fill the ranks o’ the federal crew be takin’ a backseat to the captain’s whims.
The big picture, ye say? Aye, it’s been years since we set sail on this treacherous sea o’ government work, and now the horizon looks as bleak as a stormy night! So, grab yer rum and let’s raise a toast to the bureaucrats who be brave enough to face the tempest while the rest be jumpin’ ship! Yarr, ’tis a merry chase we be on! Cheers to the chaos, and may the winds be ever in yer favor!