Arrr, the Bishop scolds Trump, claimin’: “How could me sermon not spark a ruckus on the seven seas?”
2025-01-22
Arrr, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde be sailin' aboard "The View," castin' her nets in the political tempest after callin' on President Trump during a prayer shindig! Aye, what a ruckus 'twas, like tryin' to calm a kraken with a lullaby!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, who took to the grand stage of "The View" to beseech the mighty Trump for mercy. Aye, she proclaimed her plea for the LGBT folks and weary immigrants during a prayer service, but lo! Her words blew up like a cannon, caught in the tempest of politics! Arrr!When asked by the fair Sara Haines if her message be misconstrued, Budde spake wisely, “How could it not be politicized?” Aye, in these turbulent times, the winds of contempt blow strong, and every utterance be swabbed with political ink, making it hard to sail straight! She called for kindness and respect, tryin’ to bring forth voices that be long silent in these waters.
But alas! The great Trump, with his stone-faced crew, did not heed her call with open hearts. “I’ve never been invited for a one-on-one chat with Trump,” she lamented, “but I’d treat him with the respect of a captain!” In the end, while Budde sought mercy, ol’ Trump, ever the tempest, retorted that she be a “Radical Left hard line Trump hater.” Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics! So it goes, mateys, so it goes!