Arrr, Newsom be usin' LA's fiery chaos to jab at Trump fer tossin' Biden's green rules overboard, savvy?
2025-01-22
Arrr! Governor Newsom be takin’ a jibe at Captain Trump’s orders from the high seas o’ environment, claimin’ the fiery chaos of Los Angeles be his blame! Aye, it’s like sayin’ the parrot be causin’ the storm when it squawks too loud!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of fiery calamity on the West Coast! Governor Gavin Newsom, with a wink and a jab, be takin’ aim at the new captain of the ship, President Donald Trump. He be sayin' that the infernos a-ragin' in Los Angeles be the devil’s work of climate change, challengin' scallywags who doubt to believe their own bleedin’ eyes!With a press release hotter than a cannonball, Newsom paired his words with frightful images of destruction that claimed the lives of 27 souls and reduced a heap of homes to naught but ash! Meanwhile, the freshly sworn-in Trump be signing orders to toss aside the Paris Climate Agreement like an old sea shanty, much to Newsom's chagrin!
As the flames dance merrily, other Democratic mates be joinin' the fray, accusin' climate change of causin' the havoc, even as locals moan about hydrants spitting naught but air! “This be no hoax,” cries the landlubber Sen. Bernie Sanders, callin' for a proper reckoning!
As the smoke clears, our fair governor be sendin' a sailor’s invitation to Trump to see the wreckage for himself, whilst Trump plans his southern California adventure, for an eye-to-eye meetin’ with the flames. So hoist yer flag, for this be a tale of politics, fire, and a heap of squabblin'! Arrr!