Arrr, matey! The border tall tales be brewin', and blame it all on ol' Joe Biden, savvy?
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be sayin’ we be drownin’ in sad yarns from the border, with poor souls denied passage to the U.S. Blame it not on Cap’n Trump, but on ol’ Biden, he claims! Avast, the seas be churnin’ with tales o’ woe!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of woe from the shores of America, where poor souls be stranded like barnacles on a ship’s hull, all thanks to the grand deception of former Captain Biden! Aye, these landlubber migrants believed the tall tales spun by Biden, thinkin' they'd sail smoothly into the land of milk and honey, only to find themselves caught in a tempest at the border.As the mighty Trump took the helm, the magic app CBP One was shut, leavin' thousands adrift. The scallywags of the liberal media be cryin' foul, claimin' Trump be heartless, but lo and behold, it was Biden’s own folly that lured these souls into the stormy seas of immigration! “We followed the law,” they cried, but alas, the law changed faster than a pirate's flag in the wind!
Now, with Biden's lax policies drawin' them like moths to a flame, Trump be steppin’ in to shut the floodgates. The good people of America feel for these forlorn souls, yet they won’t allow their towns to become the next pirate port for gangs and woes. Aye, hard choices be the name of the game, matey! Until the border be secure, we can't be havin’ civil conversations about how many to welcome aboard. So hoist the sails and brace for a choppy ride, for the winds be changin’ in these waters!