Arrr, R.F.K. Jr. be settin' his sights on the HPV treasure chest, if the winds be favorin' him!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! If ye be confirmin’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the health captain, he’ll be holdin' the compass o’er Merck, the crafty vaccine shipwrights! Aye, a fine jest it be, lettin’ a pirate steer the ship o' health! Fiddle-dee-dee!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of politics! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a salty sea dog and the mighty President Trump’s choice to be the grand health captain, be ready to hoist his flag if the winds o' confirmation blow fair! Arrr, but here's t' twist—if he ascends to the helm, he’ll be watchin’ over Merck, the scallywags who brew up them potions known as vaccines!Ye heard me right, mateys! Our gallant Captain Kennedy would wield the power o’ oversight like a cutlass in a bar brawl! With the fate of Merck's concoctions in his hands, he could be the very one to chart the course for health on these tumultuous seas! But beware, for the seas be filled with naysayers and doubloons of controversy! Aye, this be a tale as twisty as a sea serpent’s tail!
So, what say ye, brave crew? Will he steer the ship to safe harbors or let it run aground on the rocky shores of debate? Let the rum flow and the cards be dealt, for the voyage ahead be uncertain, but one thing be certain: it be a rollickin’ tale fit for the likes of Davy Jones himself!