Congress be hoisting the Laken Riley flag, sendin’ scallywags home fer their misdeeds! Avast, me hearties!
2025-01-22
Arrr, me hearties! The House be givin' their grand nod, sendin' a law to the cap'n Trump! This here decree says if ye be a scallywag without papers and caught misbehavin', ye’ll be sailin' off to Davy Jones’ locker! Avast, what a jolly good show!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the high seas of legislation! The House, that grand ol’ crew of landlubbers, has given the ol’ thumbs-up to a law that be shiverin’ the timbers of unauthorized migrants! Aye, this be a decree that orders the capture and sendin’ away of those who be caught with crimes afoot, like a scallywag caught stealin’ a captain’s rum!This here law now sails straight to the desk of Captain Trump, the grand commander of the seas, where he’ll be makin’ his mark! Imagine, if ye will, a bunch of ruffians bein’ rounded up and tossed overboard, sailin’ away to parts unknown—all in the name of keepin’ the shipshape of our fair land! Ye might think this a right jolly good plan, or a scurvy trick played on the unsuspectin’!
But fear not, for the seas be unpredictable, and so be the winds of change. Will this law bring calm to the stormy waters, or will it stir up more chaos than a kraken on a bender? Only time will tell, me hearties! So raise a tankard and let the shenanigans commence, for the pirates of policy be settin’ sail into uncharted territories!