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Avast ye, matey! How's yer heart sailin' on the D.E.I. seas o' the federal ship? Arrr!

2025-01-22

Arrr, matey! We be curious how the scallywags be takin' the cap'n Trump's decree to toss aside the sails of diversity, equity, and inclusion in the federal crew! How be the buccaneers a'feelin’ ‘bout this wild turn o’ the tide?

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for we be settin' sail on the tempestuous seas of opinion, where the winds of change be blowin’ through the land o' the federal workforce! It seems Cap'n Trump, in his mighty wisdom—or folly, if ye be askin' some—has chosen to scuttle the fine practices aimed at bringin’ forth diversity, equity, and inclusion among the crew of government workers. Yarr, a storm brews in the hearts of the good folk who toil under the Jolly Roger of federal employment!

Ye see, the sailors of this grand ship be wonderin’ how they can keep the seas fair and just when the captain decides to toss overboard the very nets meant to catch a bounty o’ diverse talents. Some be grumblin’ like the crew of a cursed ship, feelin’ the salty sting of lost opportunities, whilst others be cheerin’, thinkin’ the captain's got the right of it. Aye, it be a ruckus, I tell ye!

So, with a bottle of rum in hand, they ponder on how to navigate through these choppy waters. Will the ship of state sink or sail smooth? Only time will tell, but the chatter be as lively as a tavern on a Friday night, and all ye landlubbers best be ready for the squalls ahead! Arrr!

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