Arrr! Trump be tossin' the keys to the brig at old sea dogs who penned that scallywag Hunter's letter!
2025-01-22
Arrr! Captain Trump be settin' sail on a new course, castin' the jolly Roger over 51 ol' sea dogs who doubted Hunter's treasure map! But alas, most be retired buccaneers, so the impact be as light as a feather in a fair wind! Har har!
Avast ye scallywags! Hearken to this tale from the wide seas of politics, where the bold Captain Trump did wield his quill like a cutlass on this fine Monday morn. With a flourish, he did sign an order that snatched away the security clearances of a motley crew—51 former intelligence officers, no less! These old sea dogs had penned a letter back in the year of our Lord 2020, claimin’ that the scandalous emails from young Hunter Biden's cursed laptop bore all the telltale signs of a trickery most foul—a Russian ruse, they said!Now, ye might reckon this be a grand move, but lo! Many of these buccaneers be long retired, havin’ hung up their spyglasses and no longer holdin’ active clearances. So, the blow be more like a gentle breeze than a tempestuous storm on the high seas of governance! Aye, it seems our Captain Trump be makin’ a grand show of it, but the practical impact be as scarce as a sailor's last rum ration!
So, gather ‘round, me hearties, and hoist a tankard to the absurdity of it all—wherein a captain be takin’ action against shadows of the past, while the present sails on, blissfully unaware of this hullabaloo!