Ahoy! Rubio’s first decree be to hoist the sails on Trump’s treasure chest of foreign gold! Arrr!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Secretary Rubio be settin' sail on a grand review o' all treasure given to foreign lands, makin' sure it be in line with Captain Trump’s grand scheme! Aye, no new doubloons for now, till we get the captain's word! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas o' diplomacy! Our first mate, Secretary o' State Marco Rubio, be settin' sail on a thorough review o' all that salty foreign assistance loot the good ol' U.S. has been tossin' about. Aye, 'tis all in line with the grand vision o' Captain Trump, who be givin' orders from his mighty ship!Just yesterday, a clandestine missive o' great import was snagged by those crafty scallywags at National Review. It be revealin' that ole Trump, in a fit of naval strategy, signed an executive order on a moonlit night, puttin' a mighty freeze on all new treasure maps and funding arrangements. Aye, no more gold doubloons shall be awarded to foreign lands until further notice! The agencies be warned, no new requests or proposals be settin' sail without the captain's say-so!
So hoist the sails and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties! With the winds of change blowin' fierce, it seems the seas o' foreign aid be in for a tumultuous storm, and only time will tell where our ship shall land!