Arrr, matey! Gregg Jarrett be sayin’ Trump’s got a fine tale ‘bout them birthright papers, savvy?
2025-01-22
Arrr, Captain Trump be raisin' a right fine point 'gainst the birthright treasure, but fear not, mateys! The courts be the true scallywags to settle this squabble. Yarrr, let the gavel clang and the rum flow!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of legal fracas that ignited faster than a powder keg in a storm! Just after the new captain of the ship—President Trump—took the helm, a fleet of two dozen states set sail to challenge his executive decree, which aimed to deny citizenship to wee lassies and lads born to scallywags here illegally. Aye, the state attorneys be callin' it a brazen attack on the good ol' Constitution!But hold yer horses! The crafty Trump, with his wits about him, claims that the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply to those who be sneakin' into the land of the free. He argues that these landlubbers retain loyalty to their own foreign flags, not the glorious Stars and Stripes! The courts shall be the battleground where this tale unfolds, as the Supreme Court readies its swords for a duel of interpretation.
Ye see, it all boils down to the phrase, "subject to the jurisdiction thereof." Old Trumpy be assertin' that just settin' foot upon U.S. soil don’t make ye a true American! This here debate harkens back to the days post-Civil War, when the 14th was forged. While the critics bellow, our Founders surely designed this grand ship of state to sail through such tumultuous waters with checks and balances. So, brace yerselves, for the winds of change be blowin', and predictions of Trump’s demise be as foolish as a parrot in a storm!