"Arrr, me hearties! Israel scallywags be sinkin' to new depths o’ foulness in New York’s murky waters!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Jonathan Harounoff, the Israel's voice at the grand ol' UN, be spoutin' that those scallywags agin Israel have sunk to "sickenin'" depths in the wretched waters of New York City! Blimey, what a foul storm o' nonsense they be stirrin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus in the land of New York City, where scallywags be shoutin’ and causin’ quite the stir outside Tisch Hospital! The rabble, claimin’ to be sick from “genocide,” be demandin’ the release of a certain Dr. Hussam, who be under watch for some dubious deeds. They bellowed threats like “We don’t want no Zionists here!” makin’ the poor souls inside the hospital wish for a bit of peace while they be recoverin’ from their ills.The ruckus didn’t stop there, me mateys! Not a day after a fearsome attack in New Orleans claimed many lives, these landlubbers gathered ‘round Times Square, hollerin’ for an “intifada revolution.” A real shambles, I tell ye! One bold protester, wearin’ a Hamas headband, mocked the counter-protesters, askin’, “Where be your hostages?” Aye, it seems these ruckus-makers have taken their antics to the streets, stirrin’ trouble where they can.
And what be this? Banners and leaflets decked the sidewalk, spoutin’ nonsense about “colonized people” resistin’ the “Zionist occupation.” But in the wake of barbarity seen before, one must wonder if their means of resistance be more than just hot air! So, keep yer wits about ye, for the seas of protest be stormy indeed!