Arrr, matey! To fill the treasure chest for Trump's gold, they be plunderin' Medicaid and other booty!
2025-01-23
Arrr! Cap’n Trump be seekin' a treasure chest o' tax cuts and a mighty clampin' on them landlubber immigrants! Now the scallywags in the Republican crew must ponder what booty to plunder to fill the coffers fer it! Avast, choices be harder than findin' Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain landlubber known as President Trump, who be wishin’ fer a grandiose treasure of tax cuts and a fierce crackdown on them rascally immigrants. Aye, he’s callin’ fer gold from the coffers of the land, like a captain hoardin' doubloons in his ship’s hold!But here’s the rub, ye see! The good ol’ Republicans, those hearty sea dogs, now find themselves in a right pickle, tryin’ to figure out what parts of the ship to scuttle to pay fer this hefty bounty. Should they toss the rum rations overboard? Or perhaps let go of some of that fine booty they’ve been keepin’ for a rainy day? Decisions, decisions!
With the wind at their backs, they be ponderin’ which precious plunder to part with, all the while hopin’ they won’t find themselves walkin’ the plank come election time. Aye, it be a treacherous sea they sail, where every cut might just lead to a mutiny among the crew! So, let’s raise a toast with our grog and watch the folly unfold, fer in the world of politics, the tide be ever changin’!