Arrr! The State Department says no flyin’ BLM or pride flags at embassies—only the Jolly Roger be welcome!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Under Captain Trump’s new decree, no colorful flags o’ pride nor cries for black lives be hoisted at the U.S. outposts! Only the grand ol’ Stars and Stripes be allowed to flutter. A right jolly “One Flag Policy,” if ye ask me! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of flags and fancies from the landlubber shores of the U.S. of A! A new decree hath been issued under the banner of Captain Trump, puttin' the kibosh on them colorful Pride flags and the raucous “Black Lives Matter” banners that’ve been flappin’ in the breeze at yer fancified embassies.This here “One Flag Policy” be sportin’ a motto so simple it could be carved on a plank: only the Stars and Stripes shall dance in the wind! Aye, it seems the good Captain wants all eyes fixated on Old Glory, as if the other flags be mere pirate rags not worthy of the high seas of diplomacy!
Now, I reckon some scallywags might be raisin’ their brows at this newfound rule. “What be the harm in flyin’ a rainbow or a banner for equality?” they might ask, scratchin' their heads like barnacles. But nay! The Captain has spoken, and his word be law for this ship of state.
So hoist yer flags high, or just the one, if ye be wishin’ to sail the seas of international waters. For in this newfound realm, it seems the only flag that’ll be seen is the one that be red, white, and blue—bless me boots!