Arrr! Trump be settin’ sail fer China and Mexico, huntin’ the scallywags of illegal drugs! Aye, ‘tis a jolly quest!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! The treasure map o’ drugs be all in one spot, makin' it ripe fer plunder! 'Tis a scallywag's game, dependin' on the black market in the land of dragons and the land of sombreros! Aye, a recipe fer trouble, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Just after the votes were tallied, the future captain of the ship, President Trump, declared he’d be slappin’ a hefty 25% tax on all goods from the land of tacos, Mexico, and a 10% pinch from the land of chopsticks, China! He be sayin’ this be the secret weapon to battle the growing storm of illegal drugs flooding our shores. Aye, it be a move to halt the drug trade more than all them past skirmishes in the so-called "drug war".The tide of illegal narcotics be risin’, like a great storm at sea! Fentanyl pill seizures surged from a mere 4 million to a staggering 115 million! The devastation be real, costin’ our nation over 100,000 souls each year and a treasure chest of $1.5 trillion! The blame lies thick with the Biden crew, who’ve turned a blind eye to the black market sailin’ from China and Mexico, lettin’ these scallywags run amok.
With tariffs flyin’ like a Jolly Roger, Trump’s takin’ aim at these rascally drug lords, for the only way to vanquish the menace be to strike at the source! It’s a high sea adventure, me mateys, and the winds be favorin’ those who dare to combat this vile scourge head-on. Let the cannons roar, and may justice prevail on the turbulent waters of drug trade!