The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold! Seven brave lawmen caught in a ruckus, respondin’ to a wretched call in Texas! What a jolly mess!"

2025-01-23

Arrr! The officers be sailin' to a chamber in San Antonio, only to be greeted by a scallywag behind a barricade, firin' his cannon! But lo and behold, when the smoke cleared, the rascal be found as dead as a fish outta water, say the landlubbers of authority!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' mischief and mayhem from the fair city o' San Antonio! 'Twas a day like no other when the officers o' the law, brave souls they be, set sail to an apartment, thinkin’ they’d catch a scallywag up to no good.

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