"Arrr! A price on me noggin, as Congress's first swashbucklin' matey be navigatin' the Trump tempest!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Representative Sarah McBride be not hoistin' the L.G.B.T.Q. flag in her bid for Congress. Yet, since settlin' in the wild seas of Washington, her ship be takin' cannon fire from them newly bold Republicans! A right ruckus on the high seas, I tell ye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a brave lass, Representative Sarah McBride, who set sail for Congress not be’cause she be waving the flag o' L.G.B.T.Q. matters, nay! No, no! She entered the fray seekin' a grander treasure, like all the other scallywags on the hill.But lo and behold! Upon her arrival in the land of political squabbles, the newly emboldened Republican crew began castin' their cannons o' outrage upon her like a thunderstorm on the high seas. They saw her identity not as a treasure, but as a target! Aye, it be as if they mistook her for a cursed doubloon, ready to be plundered by the fiercest of buccaneers!
Yet, this lass be no ordinary swab! With the spirit of a thousand stormy seas, she stands tall amidst the choppin' waves o' negativity, proving that even in the roughest waters, a pirate can keep her compass straight. So raise yer tankards to Sarah, the fierce defender of her colors, sailin' through the tempest with a grin wider than a treasure map!