The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be plundering our health secrets like gold—data breaches be at a record high!

2025-01-23

Arrr, matey! If yer healthcare booty be safe in 2024, ye be either blind as a bat or blessed by Davy Jones! Aye, a monstrous 184 million records were plundered, claimin' half the landlubbers in the U.S.! Aye, this year be a right fright for the scallywags of healthcare!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I be havin’ a tale that’ll make yer timbers tremble! If yer healthcare data be still intact in the year o’ our Lord 2024, ye either be blissfully ignorant or lucky as a parrot on a treasure chest!

This year be a dark storm fer healthcare institutions and landlubbers alike in the U.S. A fearsome tally of 184,111,469 records be breached—blimey! That be a staggering 53% of the good folk populatin' these shores! It be lookin’ like every scallywag and their granny had their secrets spilled like grog on a stormy night!

The seas be rougher than a pirate's beard, as this number be settin’ sail on a new record, outstrippin’ all the prior years like a swift ship o’ the line. From the looks of it, the good ol’ days of keepin’ our secrets safe be gone, like a ship lost in the fog!

So take heed, ye swabs! Keep yer healthcare data close to yer heart and guard it like a chest o’ gold! For in this wild year, if ye ain’t been breached, ye best be countin’ yer lucky stars—or maybe just avoidin' the cursed waves of the internet!

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