Arrr, at the UN, Panama be tellin’ Trump, "Matey, quit yer bluster 'bout swingin' swords!"
2025-01-23
Arrr! Panama be shoutin' to the United Nations, claimin' Trump be likin’ to snatch back the Canal! Their U.N. matey, Eloy Alfaro de Alba, be warnin’ that per the grand ol’ Charter, nations shouldn’t be raisin’ the jolly roger against each other’s lands. Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of diplomacy. It be reported that the landlubbers of Panama be raisin' a flag o’ concern before the mighty United Nations! Yarr, it seems their U.N. Ambassador, a fine chap named Eloy Alfaro de Alba, be all a-fluster over a proclamation made by the grand pirate of the Oval Office himself, Donald Trump, during his showy inauguration. The scallywag declared that the United States would be plunderin' back the Panama Canal, as if it were some buried treasure!Avast! Panama be lettin' it be known through a letter sighted by them savvy folk at Reuters that such talk be a breach of the sacred U.N. Charter, which plainly states that nations ought to keep their cutlasses sheathed and refrain from threatenin' the territorial integrity or political independence of their brethren. So, ye see, they be callin’ for calm seas and fair winds, lest a storm brews over this mighty waterway!
So raise yer tankards to Panama, standin' tall against the tempest of tomfoolery! May their plea echo through the halls of the United Nations as they seek to keep their sovereign ship steady on the waters of diplomacy!