Arrr! Congress be fork'n over the Laken Riley scroll, awaitin' Cap'n Trump’s John Hancock to seal the deal!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! On the day of the fair winds, Congress hoisted the sails on the Laken Riley Act, targetin' scallywags who be swipin' trinkets! With a hearty vote, they be sendin' it to Cap’n Trump, who be ready to stamp it with his mark. Avast, the seas of deportation await!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale from the land of Congress, where they’ve ratified the first grand decree o’ the Trump era! On a fine Wednesday morn, the landlubbers, in their House o’ Reps, cast their votes, tallying a hearty 263 against 156, to bring forth the Laken Riley Act, a law aimed at shovin' away the scallywags of the high seas—err, I mean, the streets!This here piece o’ legislation be settin’ sail towards the detention and deportation of those knaves who’ve committed dastardly deeds, even if it be just nabbing a loaf of bread from the local market! Aye, it be true! They’re fixin’ to chase after all manner of miscreants, even those guilty of the lowly crime of mere shoplifting!
The Senate, too, weighed anchor and hoisted their sails earlier this week, givin’ their blessing to this bill with a fierce bipartisan agreement. Now, this fine law be makin' its way to the captain’s quarters, or as ye may call it, the President's desk, where the grand Trump is expected to give it a hearty nod! So, hoist the flag, me hearties, ‘cause the tides be changin’ for our fellow wayward souls! Arrr!