The Booty Report

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Arrr! The crew be celebratin’ as the House be passin’ the Laken Riley Act, handin’ it to Trump for his first treasure!

2025-01-23

Arrr, mateys! The House there be celebratin’, passin’ the Laken Riley Act with a jolly shout of 263 to 156, sendin’ it to the captain’s desk! Even 46 landlubber Democrats be raisin’ their mugs for this fine booty! Trump’s ready to sign it, hoist the sails for victory!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer a tale from the high seas of politics that be more twisted than a ship's anchor chain! The House, like a crew of scallywags, be passing the Laken Riley Act, tossin’ it over to Cap’n Trump’s desk fer what be his first taste of victory since he sailed back into the White House this week!

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