“Avast, mateys! American Airlines be servin’ landlubber grub and grog-free swill come 2025! Arrr, who be sailin’ sober?”
2025-01-23
Avast, me hearties! American Airlines be servin' up fancy mocktails and grub fit for all sorts o' dietary whims, all in the name of President Trump's grand scheme to make America hearty! Yarrr, sailin' the skies with a belly full o' greens, I say!
Ahoy mateys! As the sands o' time slip into the end o' January 2025, the good folks o' America be clingin' to their noble resolutions fer better health, aye! American Airlines be unveil'n a treasure trove of healthier victuals, includin' fancy “Dry January” mocktails to keep ye hearty while ye sail the skies!Five new mocktails, brimming with turmeric and ginger like a pirate’s secret stash, be settin' sail in the Admirals Clubs! They've also added oat milk creamer and bubbly La Croix water, fit for a captain's table. With menu options for all sorts o' dietary needs, from vegetarian to gluten-free, even the fussiest crew member can feast aplenty!
As Kim Cisek, the airline’s chief o' customer delight, be sayin', “Our health-forward dishes will keep ye feelin' chipper and ready fer adventure!” This change comes as the President charts a course with his Make America Healthy Again initiative, fightin’ off the scourge of chronic diseases.
And if that ain't enough, they've partnered with the FitOn app, so ye can stretch yer sea legs right from yer seat. So hoist the anchor and prepare to feast on the high seas of health, ye scallywags! Arrr!