Arrr, Captain Netanyahu be protectin' Elon Musk, claimin’ he be wrongfully branded a scallywag! Aye, it be rich!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Israeli Captain Netanyahu be standin' up fer Elon Musk, claimin' that the lad's hand jest be wavey, not a Nazi salute! Aye, the media be as sharp as a butter knife, lookin' fer trouble on a calm sea! Avast, let's hoist the sails of misunderstanding!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the great Benjamin Netanyahu defendin' a lad named Elon Musk, the master of metal beasts! The poor swab was accused of throwin’ a Nazi salute at Trump’s grand shindig, but our captain Netanyahu be settin’ the record straight. He be sayin’ Musk’s bein’ “falsely smeared,” claimin’ the fine fellow be a staunch friend of Israel, supportin’ the land after a grim event ’twixt October and the seventh day of the month!As Musk stood amidst the raucous crowd, he declared, “This be what victory feels like!” whilst givin’ a gesture that some scallywags deemed suspicious. The media be buzzin’, callin’ it a “fascist salute” faster than a cannonball flies! Even CNN’s Erin Burnett be scratchin’ her head at the “odd salute.” But fear not, for Musk took to his magic box of tweets to jest about the whole ordeal, suggestin’ those “radical leftists” be too busy chasin’ shadows to catch the jest!
The Anti-Defamation League, bless their hearts, chimed in to say it was just a clumsy wave, not a salute of sinister sorts. So, let's all take a breather and show a wee bit of grace, or we be walkin’ the plank into a sea of misunderstandin’!