Arrr, matey! Trump's plunderin' of DEI be a grander treasure than ye can imagine, I swear on me parrot!
2025-01-23
Arrr matey! This week, Captain Trump be makin' waves with his grand DEI shenanigans! Aye, pushin' racial favorites be the very treasure map of the vanquished Biden crew, who’ve been sent to Davy Jones’ locker! Ha! Let the rum flow!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas politics! Captain Donald Trump, on the fateful morn of his second term, be raisin’ his Jolly Roger by scuttlin’ the Executive Order that ol’ First Mate Biden had set sail with back in 2021. That order be pushin’ the promotion of racial preferences, but Trump, like a true pirate, were keen on sinkin’ that ship!By the time the clock struck 5 on Wednesday, the scallywags of the DEI crew found themselves on paid leave, quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” With a flurry of strokes from his quill, Trump dismantled the DEI practices faster than a Kraken can snatch a ship from the waves. His orders were as fierce as a cannon blast, commandin’ departments to terminate any trace of DEI—like cuttin’ the sails from a ship, leavin’ it adrift!
With each executive order, he was pullin' the rug from under the feet of those who fancied the idea of racial quotas. Even a storied edict from the days of LBJ was chucked overboard! The ruckus had the sea of federal bureaucracy in a tizzy, and the voters, they loved it, callin’ for the end of DEI like a crew clamorin’ for treasure!
So hoist yer flags, mateys! The battle against the scourge of racial preferences be just settin’ sail, and it promises to be a wild ride on the turbulent seas of politics!