"Arrr, matey! Newt be sayin’ Trump’s tossed the old charts, chartin' five jests to shake the seas!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Behold the wondrous feat of Captain Trump, who tossed the old ways overboard in five grand arenas! Aye, he charted a bold course, and each time, he struck the keel with a resounding thud! A right jolly spectacle for all us scallywags, it be!
Avast ye landlubbers! As I, Captain Newt Gingrich, be sittin' with me wife, Ambassador Callista, in the grand ol' Capitol Rotunda, we be listenin' to none other than President Donald Trump’s inaugural address, which I reckon be a speech for the ages! If this scallywag be doin' what he promised, he’ll be more consequential than ol' Abe Lincoln hisself!