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Arrr! Trump be sailin’ to North Carolina and California, but will he bring treasure or just calamity? Har har!

2025-01-24

Arrr! The captain's heart be with the good folk o' North Carolina, yet he be throwin' cannonballs at the Californian scallywags and claimin' he’ll hoard the treasure if they don’t shape up! Avast! What a jolly ruckus on the high seas of politics!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a raucous president, one who be tossin’ words like cannonballs at the shores of California! Aye, this scallywag be singin’ sweet praises for the good folk of North Carolina, but when it comes to the land of sun and surf, he be swingin’ his cutlass with no mercy!

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