Arrr, Trump be settin’ sail to Los Angeles this Friday, ready to plunder some votes, he be!
2025-01-24
Arrr, me hearties! Before settin' sail, the captain o' the land be threatenin' to cut off the gold for California, claimin' they be wastin' their fresh water like scallywags whilst tryin' to douse the flames. A right jolly mess, I tell ye!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer a tale of woe from the land of California, where the waters flow not as freely as the rum on a stormy night! Our captain of the realm, the president, be lettin' loose a mighty threat before his voyage to the Golden State. He be claimin’ that those landlubbers have been mishandlin' their precious water like a pirate mishandles his treasure map!