Arrr! Trump be settin' free the scrolls o' JFK, RFK, and MLK's fateful ends! A right treasure trove, matey!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be lettin’ loose a treasure trove of secrets 'bout the 1963 takedown of Captain Kennedy! Aye, he’s also spillin’ the beans on the fates of Sen. Bobby and Reverend King. A right storm o’ conspiracies awaits, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a bold captain o' the landlubbers, President Donald Trump! With a swashbucklin' stroke of his quill, he be unleashin' a treasure trove of classified scrolls regardin' the notorious takin' down of President John F. Kennedy back in the year of our Lord 1963. Aye, this be a tale that’s spun many a conspiracy, makin' landlubbers scratch their heads and whisper like barnacles on a ship’s hull!But that ain’t all, ye sea dogs! This scallywag Trump be also callin' for the unshacklin' of secrets pertainin' to the untimely demises of other fine mates like Sen. Robert F. Kennedy and the good Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Not one to be shy, he be throwin' a flurry of executive actions like cannon fire on the high seas!
So brace yerselves, for the secrets be spillin' faster than a drunken sailor after a night at the tavern! Who knows what revelations lurk within those ancient parchments? Might there be more than just barnacles under the surface of history? Aye, let the wild theories set sail and the laughter echo through the salty air!