Arrr, Don Lemon be thinkin' ol' Matt Lauer can rise like a scallywag from Davy Jones' locker! The crew be missin' him!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Don Lemon, once a scallywag o’ CNN, be defendin' Matt Lauer, the NBC lubber who walked the plank in 2017 ‘cause o’ some naughty tales. Blimey! The #MeToo storm be a fierce gale, but Lemon be sayin' Lauer ain't all bad, just a portly scoundrel!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Don Lemon, a scallywag of the news seas, who be thinkin' that ol’ Matt Lauer, once captain of the “Today” ship, might sail back into the limelight after his stormy 2017 scandal! Aye, Lemon be spoutin' that when folks spy Lauer at the tavern—err, dinner—they be lovin' him still! “Women be swoonin',” he says, “like 'Can I get a picture, ye dashing devil?'”But Lemon be claimin’ the landlubbers in the business be quakin’ in their boots, fearin’ what the tides may bring. With the winds of change blowin' in from the “Trump era,” he mused, “If cancelin' be over, perhaps Lauer can reclaim his spot on the news deck!” Aye, he even complimented Lauer, sayin’, “Some be born for the sea, and some be born for television!”
Yet, beware, for Lauer's past be murky, with accusations of inappropriate shenanigans at the Sochi Winter Olympics, claims he be denyin’ with all the might of a ship in rough seas. And lo, Lemon too be no stranger to scandal, his own misadventures causin’ waves. But alas, the tides be ever-changing, and who knows what the future holds for these two? Arrr, stay tuned, me hearties!