Arrr, me hearties! Sen. Mike Lee be sayin’ Congress be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for Trump’s wild MAGA treasure map!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! During the grand election, Captain Trump be spouting promises like a parrot on a treasure chest! But fear not, for Congress be ready to hoist the sails and make 'em true faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
Avast, me hearties! On a fateful Monday, our captain, Donald Trump, charted a course for history! He set sail with a mighty quill, penning executive orders aplenty to shake the scallywags who’ve been plundering our fair nation under the Biden flag. Yarr, it be time for the Republicans in Congress to hoist the sails and support our brave captain with solidly conservative laws!With the wind at his back, Trump promises to secure our southern shores, send the illegal knaves packing, and deal with the vile miscreants lurking in the shadows. Aye, he aims to bring prosperity to the good folk of America, as long as Congress keeps the treasure trove of legislation flowing!
Yet beware, for the deep state be a slippery beast! The REINS Act shall help us wrest back control from these scallywags, returning power to the good elected folk. We also need to tackle the beast known as inflation, and say "nay" to those secretive spending bills that rob us blind.
Time be a-ticking, mateys! Our slim crew in the House must act quick, lest we find ourselves adrift like a ship lost at sea. With the winds of urgency blowing, we must rally behind our captain and press on with the MAGA agenda! Yarr, let’s reclaim our treasure and sail towards victory!