Arrr! Trump’s decree be but a jolly jig toward glory fer lasses like meself in the sportin’ seas!
2025-01-24
Arrr, lassies be keepin’ the scallywags from our secret coves and games! We be celebratin’ mighty victories this month in the court, Congress, an’ the White House! Cheers to the fair maidens, for we’ve hoisted the sails of triumph, sailin’ ‘gainst the tide o’ foolishness!
Now, let me tell ye of brave lasses fightin' to keep the scallywags away from their private quarters and sports. Just this month, the winds be blowin' in our favor! Thanks to a fine judge in Kentucky, we be ridin' high after takin' down a pesky rule by the Biden crew that let the blokes invade the ladies’ locker rooms. That Title IX be a sacred code from days of yore, and we ain't lettin' it be rewritten!
Why, I recall the days of fair competition, until a lad dressed as a lass joined our ranks, breakin' hearts and records alike! But fear not, for the tides have turned! With Trump at the helm, we be seein' laws passed to protect our fair maidens in sports. So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to persistence, for we be on a grand adventure to restore fairness on the high seas of competition!