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Arrr! Fauci be cast adrift from his treasure chest o’ protection—no more shiny shields fer him!

2025-01-24

Arrr! Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, a landlubber of health wisdom, be catchin’ threats to his very life amidst the plague! So, he’s brought aboard a crew o’ bodyguards to keep him safe from the scallywags. Avast, matey, even the wisest need a trusty crew!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious from the land of the white coats and the plague that sailed the seven seas—ye be knowin’ it as the coronavirus! Aye, the esteemed Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, a right clever lad who be navigatin' the treacherous waters of health for many a year, found himself under fire from scallywags and ne’er-do-wells! Blimey!

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