Arrr! The AMD RX 9070 be said to set sail March 23, but I’ll not be fallin’ for that tall tale!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! AMD's RDNA 4 be missin’ the mark like a drunken sailor! Their ad be blabbin’ 'bout RX 9070s set to sail, yet the release date be as crooked as a scallywag’s grin. Hoist the sails, but don’t be holdin' yer breath, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of AMD's latest caper in the GPU realm! Word from a landlubber retailer be that pre-orders fer the RX 9070 graphics cards be settin' sail on March 23. But hold fast, for I smell a rat! That date be as fishy as a barnacle-encrusted sea shanty!This whole hullabaloo started when B&H Photo first claimed we’d see the RX 9070 on January 23. Yet that date passed like a ghost ship in the night, and lo, AMD declared March as the month of their GPU treasure! Now, with March 23 bein' a Sunday, I reckon it’s as likely as a kraken at a tea party that pre-orders would launch on such a day. Aye, methinks someone just swapped the month and left the day the same!
To add to the confusion, rumors flew about a grand reveal on January 23, with ads sproutin' up like weeds, claimin' folks could “play now.” But alas, that ship's sailed, and we be left waitin' for March. So grab yer spyglass and wait ye shall, for these RDNA 4 treasures may yet be worth the wait! Yarrr!