Arrr, matey! The whispers of the Nvidia RTX 5080 be makin’ me tummy turn, fearin’ it be no treasure compared to the 4080!
2025-01-24
Arrr, me hearties! Rumors be flowin’ that the Nvidia RTX 5080 be fallin’ short o’ the mighty RTX 4090, like a landlubber in a swordfight! ’Tis no match, unlike the RTX 4080, which sent the 3090 to Davy Jones' locker with nary a care!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round, for the winds of rumor be a-blowin' with tales of the Nvidia RTX 5080! 'Tis said these scallywags show a 20% boost o'er the RTX 4080, though it be laggin' behind the mighty RTX 4090—like a three-legged sea turtle in a race! Aye, the Geekbench results be spillin' that it may score around 262,000 in Vulkan and 256,000 in OpenCL, which be givin' us a glimpse into its power on the high seas of gaming.Yet, beware! The benchmarks be but synthetic treasures, not fit for the real-world plunderin’ of games. With the RTX 5090 sailin' faster and mightier, the 5080 be feelin' like a ship with a hole in the hull—at 40% slower, it be more of a dinghy than a flagship! The price tag is a hefty $999, a bit kinder than its predecessor, but still enough to make any pirate’s chest quiver.
Mark the date, for January 30 be the day the 5080 sets sail! But beware, for stock be rumored to be scarcer than gold doubloons in a landlubber’s pocket! So, if ye be wishin' to snag one, ye best be quick like a shark after a shipwreck!