Arrr! Chip Roy be settin' sail fer a clash with Captain Trump, and it be a stormy comedy ahead!
2025-01-24
Aye, a fortnight post-election, Rep. Chip Roy set sail fer Mar-a-Lago, seekin' calm seas. This scallywag opposed the mutiny o' 2020’s results, callin' Trump’s antics a right keel-haulin’! Yet he backed DeSantis in the primaries—wrong ship, matey! Now, with Trump capturin’ the helm, ‘tis time for smooth talkin’!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! Aye, 'twas a few weeks after the grand election, when the daring Rep. Chip Roy, a rare breed of House conservative, set sail for the fabled shores of Mar-a-Lago, seekin' to parley and make peace with the mighty Trump, the president-elect.This scallywag, Roy, had once stood tall like a proud mast against the mutinous crew attemptin' to overturn the 2020 election results, even callin' out Trump’s shenanigans after the infamous Jan. 6 ruckus! “Impeachable conduct!” he bellowed, like a true buccaneer callin’ out treason on the high seas! But lo and behold, in a twist of fate, Roy found himself hitchin’ his ship to the wrong captain, throwin’ his lot in with Florida’s own Ron DeSantis in the wild waters of the 2024 primaries.
But now, with the winds blowin' favorably for Trump, the crafty Rep. knew it was time to bury the hatchet and hoist the jolly roger of camaraderie! Never let it be said that a pirate can't change course for a fair wind! Arrr, politics be a treacherous sea, but one must keep their eyes on the treasure, savvy?