"Arrr, Josh Brolin be givin’ the Academy a right thrashing fer snubbing him! He be jestin’ ‘bout hangin’ up his boots!"
2025-01-24
Arrr! Josh Brolin be jivin’ ’bout tossin’ in the acting rig after Denis Villeneuve got the cold shoulder from the Academy for “Dune: Part Two.” Aye, matey, if that’s the case, I reckon I’ll be hangin’ up me cutlass too! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Hearken to the tale of one Josh Brolin, a scallywag a’board the grand ship of ‘Dune’! This pirate be jestin’ ‘bout castin’ off his acting boots due to the Academy givin’ naught but a cold shoulder to the masterful helmsman Denis Villeneuve. Aye, Brolin be threatenin’ to walk the plank if Denis be snubbed from the nominations, claimin’ that the sequel be a finer treasure than the first!In a hearty shout-out from his crow’s nest of social media, Brolin tipped his hat to the crew who be recognized, whilst lamentin’ the oversight of Villeneuve. “If the Academy be havin’ any sense, they’d know Denis be a true captain of the seas of cinema!” he proclaimed, with more flair than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. Yonder, other starlets like Selena Gomez and Angelina Jolie be findin’ themselves adrift, washed overboard by the waves of accolades, while Demi Moore sails high with her first Oscar nod!
So raise a tankard to Brolin and his merry band, for their adventure in the ‘Dune’ seas be not forgotten! With humor and jest, they navigate the treacherous waters of Hollywood, where snubs be as common as sea serpents, and reputations ride on the currents like a ship in full sail!