Arrr! Joe Walsh be callin' CNN a bunch o' spineless sea rats fer tossin' Acosta from the mornin' crew!
2025-01-24
Arrr, former landlubber congressman Joe Walsh be takin' a swig o' rum 'n spewin' his scallywag thoughts on the cursed cable net, as word be blowin' that Jim Acosta be walkin' the plank from his show! Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus on the high seas o' TV!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of the high seas of news, where a former congressman by the name of Joe Walsh be throwin' a fit on the social media waves! Aye, it be Thursday, and news broke that the brash Jim Acosta, known fer his bold tongue against the Trumpen’ sea serpent, was tossed from his mornin’ show spot like a scallywag from the crow's nest.Walsh, a regular face on CNN’s deck, be firin' cannons of critique, callin' their move “cowardly bull----.” He raged that Acosta, a true swashbuckler in the realm of independent journalism, was unjustly demoted—takin' orders from the crybaby in the White House, no less! “Shame on ye, CNN!” he cried, demandin’ a swift correction.
With Acosta's mornin' program replaced by “The Situation Room,” it seems CNN be navigatin' treacherous waters, tryin’ to appease a fickle crew. Arrr, meanwhile, the captain of CNN, Mark Thompson, be seekin' a change to keep their ship afloat in the stormy seas of media! So, grab yer grog and watch the tides of news turn, for it be a wild ride ahead!