Arrr, California be needin' Trump’s glitterin’ magic! Here be three jolly requests for Gov. Newsom, matey!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Trump be settin’ sail to inspect the fiery wreckage of California, that land be in dire straits! But the real jolly jest be, can Gov. Newsom find common seas with the new captain o’ the ship? Avast, let the squawkin’ begin!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! On the day of reckoning, January 24th, the grand Captain Trump be settin' sail for Los Angeles, eyein' the fiery devastation! The wildfires be ragin’ hotter than a pot of chowder on a stormy sea, and the landlubbers be fussin’ more ‘bout politics than helpin’ their kinfolk!Governor Newsom be raisin’ a ruckus ‘gainst the captain, claimin’ his truths be naught but lies! Aye, it stings when yer own failings be laid bare, eh? Trump be knowin' how to build, and the Golden State could use some of that handy know-how to mend the damage done by Mother Nature’s fury!
But alas! The Democrats be too busy throwin' shade to see the golden opportunity at hand! With a Super Bowl and the World Cup on the horizon, time be of the essence! “Build, Baby, Build!” be the call of the day! Yet, the bureaucratic barnacles cling tight, slowin’ down progress like a ship stuck in a tempest!
Indeed, California be needin' a good ol’ dose of common sense and a dash of Trump’s savvy to clear the decks! Will the scoundrels in charge finally listen, or continue their squabblin’? Only time will tell, mates! Arrr!