Arrr, Roe v. Wade be sunk, yet abortion still be the fiercest scallywag takin' lives 'round the globe!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Though Roe v. Wade be sunk like a ship in a storm, abortion be still plunderin’ more lives than a scallywag at a treasure hunt! Aye, it be the top scallywag in the deadly seas o’ the world!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of woe from the year o’ 2024! Aye, it be a grim venture that claims over 73 million souls worldwide, with a goodly million lost in the good ol’ U.S. of A. alone! The treacherous seas of abortion be the fiercest, swallowin’ up over 2,800 wee ones a day, aye, the most perilous place be the belly of an unwed lass!While cancer and smoking be takin’ their toll, it’s the silent scourge o’ abortion that leaves the most blood on the deck. The fair folk try to hide the numbers, avoidin’ the truth that life begins in the womb, even as the Supreme Court be stirrin’ the pot by rollin’ back Roe. With the tides changin’ in certain states, the pro-abortion crew be fightin’ tooth and nail, even in Florida where the winds be favorin’ the pro-lifers.
Yet, like a ship freed from anchor, the good-hearted crew be rallyin’ to save the wee ones. With a trusty program called Option Ultrasound, they provide mothers the chance to behold their unborn babes and think twice ‘fore makin’ a fateful decision. Over half a million lives have been saved, proving that the treasure of life be worth fightin’ for!
So hoist the sails, and let us champion the sanctity of life with all the gusto of a pirate's roar! Yarrr!