Arrr, the Education Dept. be hoistin' the sails on book ban chasin'! No more huntin' for scallywag stories!
2025-01-24
Arrr, the scallywags in charge be sayin’ they’ll toss aside their spyglass on them schools what tossed out books 'bout love and color! Aye, they’ve dropped anchor on their rights huntin’, lettin’ the crew read what they please, or so they claim! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The mighty department o' education, havin’ sailed the choppy seas of complaints regardin’ schools, be pullin' up anchor and settin' their sights elsewhere. Aye, they be sayin’ they’ll no longer be castin’ their spyglass on them institutions that be dealin’ with pesky civil rights complaints, especially those that be removin' tomes about sexual and racial identities!Now, ye might wonder why this be happenin’. Well, it seems the good folk at the department have decided to take a more leisurely route, perhaps to sip grog by the shore instead of messin’ about with books that stir up trouble. Aye, they be givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to their investigatin’ duties, leavin’ the schools to fend fer themselves like a ship lost at sea!
So, hoist the colors, me hearties! While some be lamentin’ the loss of knowledge on matters of the heart and skin, the department be settin’ sail for smoother waters. Who knows what treasure they might find? Perhaps a map to a hidden cove where the books be bouncin’ back into the schoolhouses, or maybe just a barrel of laughs at the thought of lettin’ the schools run wild like scallywags on shore leave!