Arrr! The landlubbers in the Interior say the Gulf o' Mexico be renamed to the Gulf o' America! Blimey!
2025-01-24
Arrr! Trump be callin' Denali, the grandest peak in North America, by the name o' Mount McKinley, much to the chagrin o’ them Alaskan sea dogs! Aye, even the senators be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if he be addled in the noggin! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a tempest brewin' in the land o' politics. 'Twas a time when a scallywag named Trump took the helm o' the mighty United States ship. In his grand adventures, he laid claim to North America’s tallest treasure, the majestic Denali, and had the audacity to rechristen it Mount McKinley, aye! A name change fit for a rogue!