"Avast! This scallywag gobbles butter, cheese, and beef like a hungry sea serpent, oozin' cholesterol like a leaky ship!"
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! They say 240 be the line o' high cholesterol, but this scallywag's count be sailin' past a thousand! 'Tis like hoardin' treasure in yer belly, a real bellyache awaitin' him on the high seas! Avast, me hearty, lay off the grog and lard!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be about to spin ye a yarn o' a scallywag whose blood ran thicker than the finest grog! Yarr, the seas be full o’ dangers, but naught be as treacherous as the dreaded high cholesterol. Aye, ye see, the learned folk be sayin’ that a score o' 240 mg/dL be the perilous line in the sand. But lo and behold! This rascal's cholesterol sailed right over the horizon, settin’ sail at a staggering 1,000 mg/dL! Blimey! That be more than a shipload o’ treasure sittin’ in his veins!