The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the governor be swayin' with ICE, fightin’ Trump’s sailin’ away whilst claimin’ to hoist every flag o' freedom!

2025-01-24

Arrr, me hearties! The fair governor of Massachusetts, Maura Healey, be raisin’ her jolly roger for catchin’ rascals, even if they be sailin’ under false flags! She be sayin’ any scallywag causin’ mischief in our ports deserves a trip to Davy Jones’ locker, savvy?

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair shores of Massachusetts, where the Governor be a lass named Maura Healey. Aye, this fine governor be hoisting the Jolly Roger against the scallywags who be causin’ mischief in the towns, no matter their papers or lack thereof!

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