Arrr! Key Trump scallywags be fuming, while Cap’n Musk scuttles a $500 billion treasure, and the prez be laughin’!
2025-01-24
Arrr, it be said that Trump’s mateys be fumin’ like a stormy sea at Musk, the scallywag! After he scuttled a grand $500 billion deal, the Cap’n barely batted an eye. Insiders be claimin’ Musk be givin’ naught but a keelhaul’s worth of cares!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I've a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! It be said that some of Donald Trump’s jolly crew be fuming like a cannon ready to blast, all due to the raucous ruckus raised by none other than Elon Musk, the swashbuckler of the stars!This scallywag Musk, with his silver tongue and a mind full o’ gadgets, took to the public waters to dunk on a monstrous deal worth a staggering 500 billion doubloons! Aye, just days after the good Captain Trump brushed off the antics of his matey, dubbed the “First Buddy,” it seems Musk went and stirred the pot, much to the chagrin of Trump’s loyal shipmates!
Sources whisperin’ in the shadows told the landlubbers at Politico that Musk had gone and “abused” his close ties to the captain, lettin’ loose a cannonade of comments whilst givin’ “zero f****” about the ruckus he caused! It be a right mess, I tell ye! So grab yer grog and prepare for the next chapter of this wild adventure on the stormy seas of political camaraderie!